Alex/Lake. 24. They/them. Bi. MI. Weed Chemist. I have an art blog at alexolotl-arts.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
oh we won, this is gonna be a cinematic event

can you post that video of that anti-immigration guy getting egged on camera
March 2019: Senator Frasier Anning outs himself as a Neo-Nazi after making disparaging remarks about a shooting at a mosque. In response a teenager approached him at a press conference and cracked an egg on his head.
The elated public widely hailed the newly dubbed national hero “Egg Boy” with artworks being made in his image, and $100,000 raised in order to help him “buy more eggs”.
Anning lost his seat in the next election, and his party was deregistered. He was declared bankrupt only a year later, and by 2021 authorities announced that they could no longer locate Anning, suspecting he had fled the country.
I’m gonna miss the sub so much
we should all start spamming this kinda stuff at billionaires on social media
You know what, they may just fall for it
they really wouldn’t. it makes them spend money
Have you seen what they have been doing? They can’t be that smart. I bet noone has ever tried this.
Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work
It’s going to smell hellacious later
It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day
Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit
The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites
Most of my department went home for the day
Holy SHIT
what a fucking power move, oh my god.
i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.
i am still so in awe of this woman.
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT
2023: Wonder bread is $3
A 12 pack of soda is $8-9 (I remember in 2010 when I worked at ShopRite you could get like 3 for $9 or 4 for $12)
Median rent is over $2k!!!
Eat the damn rich
treating every korok I find extra gently to make up for all the war crimes 💔
me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.